Song title: "Da Shit Eastwood Jack's"
Song title (short): "Da Shit"
Song title (long): "Da Shit: Eastwood Jack's Red Cocks, Green Hens, Nat Hubs"
Also known as: "Hold your nose or dash it - this is it"
Genre: Hillbilly
Composed & arranged by Agemixer
Lyrics by Agemixer

NOTES: CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT, PARENTAL ADVISORY REQUIRED
NOTES: This is a Commodore 64 SID 6581/8580 tune
NOTES: Every single sound and effect you can hear is 100% handicrafted work,
NOTES: and there are NO samples or other recordings included in the sid file.


Da Shit lyrics (UNCENSORED ORIGINAL, language: Finnish, encoding=UTF-8)
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INTRO SECTION:
 (DNB buildup), (Violin band close-up)
 1. "YIIIEHAAAAA!"
 (More violins played in front of the listener)
FIRST PLAY:
 1. "Eastwood Piinkova Viilee - raivoo, ja kiivaan naiivisti mulukuttaa:"
 2. "Helekkarin Texas ku lännen mestas, lännenmestari? Vittu mitä paskaa!"
 3. "Eastwood-viikari siihen jatkaa: "Lännen eskimot helevettoon!"
 (Interlude: Violins)
INTERLUDE:
 (piano riff, until drunken pianist makes a mistake)
 1. "YIIIEHAAAAA!"
 (Band recovers of the misplay, and continues interlude)
REPEAT PLAY:
 1. "Eastwood Piinkova Viilee - raivoo, ja kiivaan naiivisti mulukuttaa:"
 2. "Helekkarin Texas ku lännen mestas, lännenmestari? Vittu mitä paskaa!"
 3. "Eastwood-viikari siihen jatkaa: "Lännen eskimot helevettoon!"
 4. "Heilani, ritsalla viimein raiskas lännen mestarin - vitunrakkoon."
 5. "Eastwood Piinkova Viilee raikaa: Kiire ei raitilta pillulaan oo."
 6. "Heilani mestas, lännen mestas, lännen festarin tapahan, joo."
 7. "Eastwood-viikari viimein huutaa: "Lännen mestari jumalauta oon!""
 (Violins to the end)




THE PLOT (lyrics English translation, UNCENSORED):
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 1. Eastwood Jack is a poker face gun man, lost his temper and curses now:
 2. "(The) Man of Texas, western terrains, now is a gun hero? F* that crap!"
 3. Eastwoods tempered urchin adds, that "Wild-west eskimos hell should go!"
 4. Jacks Bride finally succeed to deal that: raped with a rifle -between legs
 5. Eastwood Jack now cheerfully 'nounces: "No nore hurry into whorehouse now"
 6. Jacks own sweetpie, no compunctions, executed gun hero, killed a man
 7. Finally Jack's son boasts off: "God damn, I must become the hero instead!"